He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm always down for nudity.
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