too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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