Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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