Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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