Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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