your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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