i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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