Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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