i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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