u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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