Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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