Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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