i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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