I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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