I just pynch a tree in the face
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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