I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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