I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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