I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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