just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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