none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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