Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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