how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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