You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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