I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The struggles of a small town man whore
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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