i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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