no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I think my moral compass just broke
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