Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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