why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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