Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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