it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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