Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
