So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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