Christians are straight up FREAKS
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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