I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Don't EVER smell your tampon
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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