There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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