Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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