So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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