I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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