Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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