Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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