Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
