I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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