There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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