I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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