YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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