Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
well I can't set my house on fire every night
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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