I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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