he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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