Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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