Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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