We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my shit smells like andre
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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