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(617): View more from Massachusetts

whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.

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(850): View more from Florida

this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen

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(425): View more from Washington

I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job

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(217): View more from Illinois

her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...

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(319): View more from Iowa

just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...

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(510): View more from California

LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of

(415): View more from California

Yes dear.

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(406): View more from Montana

I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.

(406): View more from Montana

I need an aspirin and some dignity.

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