I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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