Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I party with great urgency now.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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